Luke Castro
YPG National Coordinator
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
'Marvelous' Ways of Communication...
FROM
PRESIDENT TO THE DIRECTOR
On Friday, at 5 pm, the comet Halley will be passing
through this area. This is an event that occurs every 78 years. So please, join
the staff in the factory courtyard, all wearing safety helmet while I explain
the phenomenon. If it rains, we will not see the rare spectacle to the naked
eye.
FROM
DIRECTOR TO THE MANAGER
At the request of the President, on Friday at 5 pm, the
comet Halley will appear over the factory. If it rains, please join the staff,
all wearing helmets, and send them to the cafeteria, where the rare phenomenon
will take place, which occurs every 78 years to the naked eye.
FROM THE
MANAGER TO THE SUPERVISOR
At the invitation of our dear President, the scientist
Halley, 78 years old, will appear naked in the factory, using helmet only, when
he will explain the phenomenon of the rain to the security guards in the
courtyard.
FROM THE
SUPERVISOR TO THE BOSS
Everybody naked, next Friday, at 5pm, as the company’s
head honcho, Mr. Halley, will be there to show the rare movie Dancing in the
Rain. If starts raining, which occurs every 78 years, for security reasons put on your helmet.
Important Notice to All:
This Friday, the president will celebrate 78 years of
age. The party will be at 5PM in the courtyard of the factory. Bill Halley and his Comets will be there. Everyone should be naked and wearing helmets. The
show will roll even if it rains, because the band is a PHENOMENON!
*Excerpted and translated from Bishop Renato Cardoso's blog
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Monkeys, Our Cousins. REALLY?!
Do you really think God intended you to come out of this?
Don't copy the behavior or customs of this world,
but let God transform you into a new person
by CHANGING the WAY you THINK.
Romans 12:2
Want to praise God? Use your BRAIN.
The use of INTELLIGENT faith is an act of worship.
Stupidity and ignorance insult the God who created you.
Bp Renato Cardoso
Read the verse and quote above and THINK.
If you only knew how powerful your brain is...
(actually, thinking is the only thing that
differentiate us from the primate pictured above)
Luke Castro
YPG National Coordinator
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
P.S.: THIS BLOG IS RESTRICTED TO THE NEGLIGENT OF SPIRIT.
This week's headlines:
(Lesbian movie)
The devil and his servants are busy.
How about you, God's servant?
If your blood doesn't boil hot in your veins after
reading these articles, you are a LIVING DEAD.
Luke Castro
YPG National Coordinator
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