'Marvelous' Ways of Communication...

FROM PRESIDENT TO THE DIRECTOR

On Friday, at 5 pm, the comet Halley will be passing through this area. This is an event that occurs every 78 years. So please, join the staff in the factory courtyard, all wearing safety helmet while I explain the phenomenon. If it rains, we will not see the rare spectacle to the naked eye.

FROM DIRECTOR TO THE MANAGER

At the request of the President, on Friday at 5 pm, the comet Halley will appear over the factory. If it rains, please join the staff, all wearing helmets, and send them to the cafeteria, where the rare phenomenon will take place, which occurs every 78 years to the naked eye.

FROM THE MANAGER TO THE SUPERVISOR

At the invitation of our dear President, the scientist Halley, 78 years old, will appear naked in the factory, using helmet only, when he will explain the phenomenon of the rain to the security guards in the courtyard.

FROM THE SUPERVISOR TO THE BOSS

Everybody naked, next Friday, at 5pm, as the company’s head honcho, Mr. Halley, will be there to show the rare movie Dancing in the Rain. If starts raining, which occurs every 78 years, for security reasons put on your helmet.

Important Notice to All:

This Friday, the president will celebrate 78 years of age. The party will be at 5PM in the courtyard of the factory. Bill Halley and his Comets will be there. Everyone should be naked and wearing helmets. The show will roll even if it rains, because the band is a PHENOMENON!

*Excerpted and translated from Bishop Renato Cardoso's blog